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Nasty Naughty Girls

naughtyI have just completed a survey of the world wide internet web and I have been disgusted by the images and pictures that are there! In fact I was so affected by the first moving image I found that I felt for your sake that I had to pursue the matter and find as many of these sorts of images and moving pictures as I could so that I could report that there is a lot of girl on girl action which you must try to avoid. For example, look at this picture of two girls from Naughty Nora’s myspace site - just one of several videos brazenly exposed there. It is very disturbing. I am sure they could not be Australian girls.

For Australians like me this is not our sort of values and I think that the New Citizenship Test should include a promise not to look at pictures of girls kissing.

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Dying to Praise the Lord

Hallelujah! I thank the lord god jesus saviour of my soul that there is at least one person who will stand up for spreading christian values in this depraved world.

Becky Fischer runs a religious summer camp for the impressionable young children of evangelical parents and here’s what she has to say in the movie, Jesus Camp:

I wanna see young people who are as committed to the cause of jesus christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam.

But her courage does not end there. It knows no limits.

She is even brave enough to encourage other people’s children to die for the Lord. Martyrdom is a holy career choice for 7 to 15 year-olds. They will be mercifully spared the depravity of the lust of the flesh or the sin of voting Democrat.

I wanna see them as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are over in Pakistan and in Israel and Palestine and all those different places, you know, because, we have, excuse me, but we have The Truth.

Praise the Lord! She has the Truth! Not just any old truth but The Truth! And the guts to say so against so many who call her a mental rapist, a psychic molester, a child-abuser and a total nutbag. Amen.

See it all here:

And lest you think she is alone, or that the evangelical church is under siege, think again!

We are safe in the hands of southern baptists who picket funerals of returned American servicemen, praising the lord for their deaths, expressing their hatred of gays and thanking jesus for 9/11. Brothers and sisters we must turn to the lord and follow his laws if we want to go to heaven to live with Shirley Phelps Roper and the other 100 people in her family in paradise. Amen.

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Civil War at last!

Now we’re getting somewhere! Colin Powell has publicly acknowledged that Iraq is in Civil War. Colin Powell, after all, is the go-to guy for factual analysis on the situation in Iraq. And that means we can begin to get the job done. Pour strong, idealistic, young American Marines (as well as the youth of as many other nations as we can get) into that sewer of a country to kill as many enemy Iraqis as they can.

Who’s an enemy in that country? Just about anyone by now! (Like just about anyone on the “battlefield” in Afghanistan was an “enemy combatant” and we killed ‘em or sent them to a tropical paradise called Gitmo.) They all hate our guts in Iraq, let’s face it. Almost anyone in that godforsaken hole wants us dead and gone, especially ‘gone’. That’s the beauty of it. We get to cull the population by their choice.

But what the f*ck are we going to do about the self-destructing runt of George H W Bush’s litter? Nearly four years ago he declared “Mission Accomplished” (remember that)? And now he’s saying he “won’t support the removal of U.S. troops “before the mission is complete.” Well which is it, you stunted Shrub? ‘Accomplished’ or ‘incomplete’? The guy’s a mess and he needs to be replaced.

Because try as he might, Daddy is not going to be able to dig W out of this little ‘indiscretion’. (What the hell is he doing installing Kissinger and Baker in the White House? All they know how to do is to lose a war! Although carpet-bombing Iraq might make sense. Spraying Iran and Syria with Agent Orange is no good, because they’re barren - no foliage to kill. Except I suppose we could scourge their countries with a couple generations of birth defects. It worked in ‘Nam.)

Now, we have a small problem. If W gets the shove, in the normal way of things that lets Cheney loose, and you don’t want him loose with a shotgun, let alone an army. He won’t run the country, he’ll run it as a subsidiary of Halliburton (actually, come to think of it, we wouldn’t see the difference) and there’ll be nothing left for the rest of us. So if we touch him up with a carefully metered dose of Polonium 210 (see Putin for this) that would bring us to Pelosi. And that’s just unthinkable.

So what’s the solution?

Well, a little too far to the left for my taste though she is, Ann Coulter understands what’s needed:

“My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.”

And there you have it. A little local fascism. Let’s be frank between friends. We’re already close to it now. Don’t call it a coup. It’ll be drafting a candidate a couple of years early, ‘pre-emptively’, if you like.

Coulter is perfect. She’s got the fundamentalist schtick down to a T.

Environmentalists’ energy plan is a repudiation of American Christian destiny which is jet skis, steak on the electric grill, hot showers and night skiing.

The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man’s dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet–it’s yours. That’s our job: drilling, mining and stripping.

She’s got the party line on the environment and ‘human rights’ perfectly rehearsed. And anyone looks at her with anything but aching desire, they’ll be turned to stone.

Plus she’ll have no qualms about sending young men with ripped t-shirts and bulging six-packs into glorious battle for the Lord.

It’s Manifest [Christian] Destiny, and it’s about time we went and took it.

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“Waah, Howard lied to us, boo hoo.”

Well of course we knew we were going to war before Howard said he decided.

A year before the invasion of Iraq, the then Australian ambassador to the United Nations, John Dauth, confidentially told AWB’s former chairman Trevor Flugge the Howard government would participate in military action with the US to overthrow Saddam Hussein, new AWB documents reveal.

AWB Board minutes show Mr Flugge told the AWB board on February 27, 2002, that Mr Dauth confided in him that he believed US military action to depose Saddam Hussein was inevitable and that the Australian government would support and participate in such action, Fairfax newspapers report.

Howard is the Prime Monitor. We have to trust him to play the game right. He can’t tell us everything because our enemies could use it against us. And in this case our enemies were the Iraqis who were buying our wheat and we were flicking kickbacks to. I mean, this underhanded dealing they were insisting on already cost us $300 million. Going to war against them was the only way to stop it.

Of course Howard knew. And he knew that Saddam would invite the weapons inspectors in and he knew that they wouldn’t find anything. We all knew that. But you have to consider the Australian farmers. If we didn’t sell their wheat they mightn’t vote for us at the next election. And then you’d be stuck with Labor and Howard would be left with egg on his face. And we can’t have that. Have you no compassion?

We have a god-given right and moral duty to crush the Iraqi pagans and slaughter them and take all their wealth. And remember that this is literal the Word of God:

“Because you have sinned against the LORD, I will make you as helpless as a blind man searching for a path. Your blood will be poured out into the dust, and your bodies will lie there rotting on the ground.” Your silver and gold will be of no use to you on that day of the LORD’s anger. For the whole land will be devoured by the fire of his jealousy. He will make a terrifying end of all the people on earth. (Zephaniah 1:7:18)

“I will sweep away everything in all your land,” says the LORD. “I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity,” says the LORD.(Zephaniah 1:2-6)

So don’t bloody come to me with your whining about “Waah, Howard lied to us, boo hoo.” We did what we had to do and if that means lying to our citizens, well, just ask Leo Strauss about that. You do what you must to control the beast. For its own good.

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Forget Uncovered Meat! The problem is the Pie!

Now, look. Forget the nonsense and brouhaha about uncovered meat and the Ayatollah Hi-Lily-Hi-Lily-Hi-lo.

Covered meat! That’s the scent of a woman.

I’m a man and I’ll tell you what, there’s nothing sexy about FFN (full frontal nudity).

Why? Because there’s no secrets! There’s nothing left to discover. There’s no point in the chase. In fact there’s no chase. There’s no slow, sensual uncovering, no exciting, breathless voyage of discovery.

What really gets a man’s blood boiling? What gets him on the chase?

The UNseen! The UNknown! The hint, the glimpse, the promise, the suggestion. The allure of the “unknown but only guessed at”!

You know how the so-called psychologists say the sexiest organ in the body is the brain. The attraction comes from a man’s imaginings, his fantasies

In sexual attraction, less is more.

A man doesn’t want a woman who is giving it away. There is no value in that and no prize worth having. He wants someone who suggests a prize so valuable that he would be willing to sell his soul. He can’t resist. He is helpless. It’s not his fault.

Uncovered meat attracts only flies. Hidden meat attracts the big, powerful, pedigree dogs.

Look at the meat pie. The most eaten meal in Australia. Loved and “wolfed” down by real men all over the country. And there’s almost no meat inside. But it is the promise of meat which makes it so tempting. Or take the Beef Wellington. England’s most popular steak dish. Covered up in sickly pastry. But they can’t get enough of it. Or the carpetbag steak. What’s the secret of that? The hidden oysters! The secret oysters! 

“Sing a Song of Sixpence” - When the pie was opened the birds began to sing and wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before the king!

That’s why head-to-toe curtains are sexier than the miniskirt. What man can walk down the street and pass a woman in a full head to toe covering and not wonder “WHAT LIES BEHIND, WHAT LIES BENEATH? WHAT LIES INSIDE?” What joys, indeed, might be hidden there?

Put them in their houses, behind locked doors, throw away the key, embed the house in a cube of concrete. It doesn’t matter. The more you hide it, the wilder the men will get for it.

They would tear the house down. The temptation is too much. Men cannot be expected to resist a woman who tempts them so. Look at Adam (although I’ll grant you Eve was naked, but Adam didn’t know that because he hadn’t eaten of the apple yet. And she was wearing a strategically-place fig-leaf, so guess what? And she was offering a different kind of apples).

What got Adam evicted from of the Garden of Eden?

Forbidden Fruit! 

He simply could not resist the temptation of the FORBIDDEN fruit. And what fruit could be more forbidden than a woman covered from head to toe in black?

I’m not talking about any particular religious coverings. Because, you know, who has not fantasised about nuns, too. I know I have, from the time I was a little boy at St Peni’s Catholic Primary. But they have never succumbed to my advances. Except in my dreams.

I say, for the sanity of the men of our nation, make all religious coverings illegal!

In fact, for the sake of productivity, to keep men’s minds (and hands) out of their pants:

Legislate compulsory, universal public nudity.

It would change things around here!

Believe Me!

Ditch Bush! Get out now, John

A personal letter to John Howard:

John, I don’t usually do this, but the world changed after 10/25 and tough times call for tough measures.  I’m appealing to you personally, and John I’m giving you my personal advice for free. Cash-free comments from the media, John, and that’s probably a first in Australia.

John, you need to distance yourself from George W. Bush as far as you can as quickly as you can. Why do I say this, John? Because, John, the bloke is about to implode and it is going to be really messy.

How do I know this? John, even the stupid people in the USA are seeing through him now. John, religion in politics is fine. In fact, it’s a necessity, particularly in the USA. And it’s good for a leader to talk about his faith and the strength it gives him. It’s comforting to the herd. But for chrissake you’re not supposed to actually believe it! But John I’m afraid George really believes it and he’s not sticking to the script.

John, this week on 25/10 George W. Bush said this to George Stephanopoulos when Stephanopoulos mentioned that James Baker, faced with the utter disaster that Iraq has become, is looking for something between “Cut and Run” and “Stay the Course”:

He said, “Listen, we’ve never been ‘Stay the Course’, George.”

John, even the young libertarian fools in the USA have pointed out at least thirty times he and his spokespeople have most forcefully insisted that he would “Stay the Course” in Iraq.  For example” on April 16 2004:

“And that’s why we’re going to stay the course in Iraq, and that’s why when we say something in Iraq, we’re gonna do it.”

Except stay the course, apparently, John.

And if you want proof that he’s barmy you could look here on the world-wide internet:

Now, John, either George is a total liar or he’s completely lost his marbles and his ability to maintain even the minimal level of rationality that he struggled to achieve before. I know how you feel about the truth, John, because you said, “Truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life.” Never, John. You said it (and good work, by the way - Leo Strauss would be proud of you).

But we know that surely he is not a liar because he is a real born again bible-thumping god-botherer. There’s only one alternative.

John, he’s completely nuts now. It’s quite obvious. And there’s no-one, especially not him, who can stop him from becoming certifiable.

John, why is James Baker nursemaiding George W. Bush? Why is Henry Kissinger all over the White House? John, George is in so much trouble and is in such a downward spiral that his Daddy is trying to dig him out of the hole, just like he’s always done - remember Vietnam and the Air National Guard? Daddy arranged that for him - pulled a few strings. Well, John, even Daddy can’t dig him out of the foul sewer that he’s dug himself into. It ain’t gonna work this time.

John, Iraq is a toilet and you and I both know it. We both know that you were suckered into it. He’s a nice guy. You believed him. You weren’t to know that he’s a nice guy who’s also a complete wacko! If he had any brains and any balls, he’d be in there finishing the job like he said. Get those Iraqis. Use all the firepower he’s got. Stop trying to seem nice. We never went there to be nice. We went there to strike them. That’s what God told George to do, remember?

“God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East.”

Whack them and then show them the love and peace of the lord. But no, now he’s lost his determination; he’s talking about “transitions” and “tactics” and looking for a way of getting out, when what he should be doing is whacking them harder and harder and making their life a complete misery until they bloody-well see the light. Who cares if the medicine is worse than what Saddam was dishing out? They can spin that. That’s never been a problem. (What about “You can’t make a black pudding without bleeding the pig,” John?) But George can’t do it. He’s in over his head. He’s drowning - drowning in blood, John - and, John, he’s going to implode and anyone who’s hanging around, he’s going to take them down with him. All the signs are already there. He’s in the quicksand and even your stick is not long enough, John.

John, look, it’s Vietnam all over again as even George admitted in that interview with George Stephanopoulos, and you know what happened at then end of that war. No, not the fact that we got ignominiously creamed. The fact that Labor won the next election! And you don’t want that, do we?

You really have to get away from him as far and as quickly as you can, because it is going to be really messy and you don’t want any of the mess sticking to you. Just get out. Find a reason, an excuse, anything. We know you can spin it. You’ve done it before. Jonesey will give you a good run, so will Bolt, Ackerman and Devine, and probably Cassidy, even though he’s ABC (wash my mouth out).

Say that Iraq was a “non-core commitment” or something. Or you’re “not getting out, we’re just pursuing other options and avenues for victory”.Whatever you end up doing, just say that’s what you meant by ‘victory’.

But get out.

If it looks as if you could get caught in the crap, hand over the reigns to Costello so that he can take all the blame. I know you’d like that. It would be poetic justice, don’t you think? He’d lose the leadership over it and someone with balls would get the job. Amanda Vanstone. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but she’s your natural successor. She’s been a diligent student, John. She’s watched carefully, she’s practised your techniques assiduously. She’s got your front, your arrogance, your ruthlessness. She’d keep the ship steering in the direction you pointed it. Costello would turn it around and make it a “liberal” party, and that would be a real slap in the face.

Cut the ties with Bush, John. Take the troops and put them in the Solomons. I mean, all the troops. Make your own pre-emptive strike there if you have to. Stop pretending that our troops just want to be a helpful and friendly. You and I both know there’s a lot of simple-minded dickheads amongst that lot who just want to play wargames and shoot people up. So let them at it! Give them their heads. Show George how it should have been done.

I know it’s only my opinion, John, but you know me. If I don’t tell you who will? If I don’t tell you, the left, people like Costello and the leftist-sympathising, Amnesty-card-carrying Ruddock, will take over and the momentum to the right will be lost forever.

You have my total support, Believe Me!

Your mate (maybe your best mate)




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A little local fascism may be the answer. Ask Ann Coulter.

Where are the right-wing commentators in our media?

Alan Jones does not go hard enough. Andrew Bolt is a leftist suck and Piers Ackerman is a chattering-class elitist.


We need people who are willing to give both sides of the story - the Liberals AND One Nation. And we need people with the balls to protect such heroes.

The closest we seem to have come is a woman Senator known as “La Contessa”. She’s got the balls to make it happen. She’s got the guts to stand up to the sicko liberals in her own party but she can’t do it on her own. We have to help her. We have to point out those class traitors who profess liberal, democratic, humanistic values and have them replaced by good ruthless, righteous Christian warriors. And she’s the one to do it!

Now, I have heard people say that she should shut up until she actually gets elected by Australian voters and not just nominated by the arrogant religious extremists of the liberal party.

Well, they don’t understand. They don’t know anything about Italian history. They know nothing of Greek philosophy. Have they read Plato’s Republic? No! Of COURSE not! Get this through your thick skulls: Italy was never so efficient as when Mussolini was in power. I’m not advocating full-blown National Socialism, but as Ann Coulter says, weak minded small-l liberals don’t seem to appreciate the benefits of a little “local fascism”.

You see, Plato had it right. The wise and strong must rule - those who know the secret truth must dominate. The weak and the weak-minded cannot look after themselves. They need strong and ruthless leaders, whether they like it or not. Not leaders who will tell them what to think, but leaders who will tell them NOT to think! Or else! Leaders who are not too squeamish to tell the Noble Lies that must be told for the good of the masses. Leaders who know by their birthright what is right and what is wrong.

And what is right is a catholic god.

Leo Strauss knew this. Let the herd believe in their superstitions. It keeps them calm. The leaders do not need to believe in any such drivel but they must say they do and look as if they do. Bush at least has this right - he pretends that his “God” talks to him personally and tells him to do things like destroy a country full of arabs. He knew that is what Jesus would do - because Jesus told him! (Or so he tells the ignorant masses.)

This “Contessa” - she is the real deal. She will do what is right. Just tell her what you heard and when and by whom. She will do the rest.

She’s already started. And you can help by sending her your information. Here is a form you can fill out. No-one need ever know who you are, not even your family will know it was you who dobbed them in.

Especially, tell her about the ABC and how leftist it is. Tell her that Barry Cassidy isn’t right wing enough. Sometimes he questions Andrew Bolt on The Insiders. If you ever hear Jonesey saying anything the slightest limply teensy bit leftist in amongst all that bravado, TELL THE CONTESSA.

It’s easy to do the right thing. Just fill out this form and it will send La Contessa a message!

Believe ME!

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Decadent right is exactly like the slimy useless left

The only good thing about the current governments of Australia and the USA is that at least they’re pointing in the right direction.

But they’ve got no balls, either of them. I mean for Gods sake Rumsfeld is clearly already past it. And Bush never had any. Howard still shows all the signs of being the nerdy bogan pre-adolescent with no friends. Why do you think he chose politics? It’s the only other profession where having no friends is an asset and where it doesn’t look abnormal to have everyone despise you. Yes, that’s right. The other one is prostitution.

Words and actions. Words are cheap. Where’s any meaningful action?

But if you really want cheap words, look at the so-called “right-wing commentators”! What a joke! Bolts has no Nuts! AKA Girlie? Slowdown Limbaugh? A chicken has more teeth. Keeping up with the Joneseys? A baby can crawl faster, and with a better sense of direction. Miranda deVille? A dalmation puppy has more bite. All any of these people ever do is make money out of a little polite turkey slapping, slinging off at the left while they take their nice fat paychecks and sip on chardonnay, watch foreign films, strut around at first nights in shiny shoes and for all I know do unusual things amongst consenting adults in private. Just like the left. They’re the pretend right. They do it for effect and for their pitiful “careers”. The real right means nothing to them. They merely use it. To them the right is just a convenient means to define them, that’s all, to position their personal brand in the market.

All they are required to do is sell advertising space. That’s their actual job. They’re “classifieds” clerks. They’re used by the barons, and their brains are used up. They’ve ceased to think. It’s all done by formula. Baby formula. They’re as decadent as the rest of the slimy useless left. And the worst thing is, they don’t care what effect they have. They drain the energy others could use to really make a difference. They don’t have any vision. They just pander to whatever stance the government is taking this week. Instead of showing the government leadership they’re just spineless yes-men.

They’re the GST right - whatever the government says plus ten percent. 

They’re the gymnastic right. When the government changes its mind, they flip over and flop down their re-edited columns on their pansy editors’ desks, oh-so smoothly without missing a beat, as if they thought so all along.

They’re just a sideshow. Jelly-wrestling whores have more class - and are more entertaining. There can be no shaking hands with the enemy on the left, either real or implied. They may be at the right ballgame but they throw like girls. Let them look at Ann Coulter. She’s out there on her own, showing the US administration the way. They’re scrabbling to keep up. 

Let’s be clear - the real threat is not from the terrorists. You have to be clear-minded about this. What’s 3,000 civilians in real terms? How many thousands do you think die on the roads in the USA for one example? How many murders? It doesn’t begin to stack up against the tens of thousands we’ve needed to kill in Iraq. We’re much more terrifying than any terrorist rabble.

The reality is, they don’t know it, but in a way, the terrorists work for us. They provide something we need and can’t provide ourselves: the outside enemy the people need, to keep them focused. They’re a convenient straw man who invited themselves to our party and who the stupid American President and his cronies jumped on and completely screwed up.

No it’s not the terrorists. The real threat is the threat from within; the threat from the left; and from the pretend right. The threat from the gutless marshmallow right is much bigger and much more dangerous than any sickly old diabetic in a cave. 

By pulling their punches and draining our resources the commentators stop us achieving what must be achieved.